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Myspace was voted by the readers of mashable as the social network most likely to get you laid. Facebook ranked second. If anyone is wondering, scandalouswomen at myspace is right here.
If you’re a fan of NBC’s soap Passions, sorry, it is being cancelled! A press release from NBC states the celebrated daytime drama, which currently averages over 2 million viewers and enjoys an intensely dedicated fan base, will end its network run on NBC September 7 with a series of cliffhangers. But never fear! It will resurface on DIRECTV September 17, picking up where the series left off. The show will remain in its current time slot of 2 PM ET and DIRECTV will air encore marathons of the show each weekend. One hitch: You HAVE to be a DIRECTV subscriber to see it.
A friend of mine had a conversation about Christina Aguilera recently. My friend’s coworker believes the pop diva is finding new stardom because she toned down her “slutty image.” Well, that’s simply isn’t true. Aguilera has been wildly successful even when she was “Dirrty.” And in fact, she hasn’t really altered her prior image that much – she’s just made it look a little classier. As an example, here are some lyrics to her new single, “Candy Man,” which just happens to be one of my favorite songs right now:
He’s a one stop jive, makes my panties drop
He’s a swinging rockin sugar coated candy man
A sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
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He’s a one stop job, make my cherry pop
He’s a sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
A sweet rockin sugar coated candy man
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He’s a one-stop shop, with a real big *uhh*
He’s a sweet-talkin’, sugar-coated candyman
Of course, that *uhh* in the second to last line there is really “cock.” And there is probably an unedited version of the song somewhere to actually hear it.
… and their are some great discussions brewing on the cuckold forum at scandalouswomen on many of the topics you read about on my blog.
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A Very Surprising Scandalous Woman!
So I started a thread over at the cuckold forum of scandalouswomen on a very unlikely scandalous woman – pop superstar Jessica Simpson. You know her. She was the ditsy blonde on MTV’s show “Newlyweds” even though TV Guide once said the dumb blonde bit was an act. Even though she has come across as a goody-goody (she’s a preacher’s daughter who almost went into Christian music but felt the fans were too judgemental), it seems she was a very naughty girl while married to singer Nick Lachey. Apparently she cuckolded him several times with guys like singer Adam Levine, actor Johnny Knoxville, his wingman Bam Margera, and (rumored) a cadre of male strippers. I bet THAT was fun!
NOW it gets pointed out to me that Allie Is Wired blogged quotes from several sources where she said Nick had a small dick! I wonder if she called him Little Dick Nick?
Can this be true? Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying “Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it.” Now by just looking at Nick Lachey, I could easily tell he doesn’t pack much under the belt. He has the good looks, good body, he is rich and he can sing. These traits can only lead to him having a small penis, it would not be fair if he got all those traits and then some, you get where I am going with this? Wait, there is more.
On August 1st, 2006(2 days ago) Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more ‘trash’ about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.”
Jessica, the crew at scandalouswomen APPROVE! But Nick loved you dearly. If you’d played your cards right you could have kept him around AND had buffet sex with other men.
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Lust, Lies, and Alibis
Melissa cheats on her husband on business trips but not in her hometown. “That would be lethal,” she says.
Like many frequent business travelers, she uses the protection of the road to live a secret life of romance far from spouses or partners. “Business travel creates an opportunity to cheat away from prying eyes,” says infidelity expert Ruth Houston, author of “Is he Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs”
(People on business trips like Melissa) are likely to have a higher infidelity rate, experts say, because many factors make cheating easier. Among them: freedom from a spouse’s scrutiny and home responsibilities, more opportunities to meet new people, and the near-constant availability of alcohol at after-hour meals and social events. more
Cuckolding/cheating is getting hi-tech for women. Just ask the people at Alibi Network, a full agency that invent, create and provides customized alibis and excuses for attached women involved in discreet relationships. The services of this company are incredible. They’ll provide you with fake phone numbers, send postcards from the town you’re supposed to be in, and other neat things. Check them out next time you want to spend a few days with that hottie you met at the party last week!
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Thanks to mobile phones, a fling is just a ring away
Mobile phones have created a sexual revolution in Japan, making the communication devices as much about flings as they are about rings, according to Shukan Bunshun (4/19).
Gone are the days when nervous lovers had to make calls to a family phone, running the risk of an irate relative getting on the other end of the line.
Instead, with over 100 million Japanese now using mobile phones, people can now get in touch with whoever they fancy at any time from any place, especially through the phones’ e-mail functions, which ensure 24-hour access.
“Without mobile phones, I don’t think there’d be as much infidelity going around as there is now,” a 37-year-old woman tells Shukan Bunshun.
While mobile phones have paved the way for easier starts to relationships, they have also opened the door to more blunders, as one 30-year-old woman can attest after her phone played an integral part in her having one last fling before she married. Though she used it to contact the guy she was playing around with, the woman was also in the habit of sharing her phone e-mail messages with her fiance.
“I forgot one day to wipe out an e-mail I’d received from my lover. It was a really racy mail and I accidentally showed it to my boyfriend,” she says.
A 29-year-old woman underwent a similar experience after her partner found a steamy mail from her bit on the side hinting at trying out some S&M.
“It was saying he’d tie up my arms and feet,” she says. “I couldn’t make any excuses. I told myself that I need to come up with some sort of code.” – From the Mainichi Daily News
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The Top Pick-Up Lines Women Can Use On Men…
… as listed by MSN’s Lifestyle: Women.
“Hi.” It seems obvious, but if you make a habit of being friendly across the board, you’ll find it easier to start a conversation with someone that really interests you. Sure, you might end up chit-chatting with some random guy you have no interest in, but meeting someone you like is equally possible. And why not hone your conversation skills in the meantime?
“Can you close my bracelet for me?” Or “Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?” or any other plea for assistance. “A guy wants to feel like a provider,” says Copeland. “If he can be a hero in your eyes, even for a moment, it’ll make his day.” And that’s sure to ratchet up his interest in you, the one who made him feel that way.
“That’s a cool pocket-watch. Where’d you get it?” Ask an open-ended question (one that requires more than a grunt for an answer) that makes him get talkin’ — and keep the conversation going from there. (Did he tell you his girlfriend gave him the pocket watch? Keep talking anyway — he might have a cute brother!)
“Don’t you think Batman’s cooler than Superman because he doesn’t have super-powers to fall back on?” Let him be an expert. If a guy is reading something that you know about — a newspaper story, a novel, or a comic book you remember fondly — comment on it and let him show you how much he knows.
“You’ve got an iPod. Should I get the Nano or the 30 gig?” “Guys are gearheads,” says Copeland. “They love to talk about mechanical things.”
“Do you think that couple over there is on their first date, or what?” Commenting on something nearby can make a guy feel like he’s in the cool crowd with you. But try to be careful about making fun of someone — that might be his best buddy puffing on that stinky cigar.
“Can I sit with you so I won’t get hit on?” Not only are you asking for help, you’re hammering home the fact that you’re desirable. Once you’ve enlisted his services, you’ve got a captive audience and can even offer him a “thank you” drink without appearing too forward.
“This new Snickers bar is fabulous. You’ve got to try it.” Not only do you seem generous by sharing your candy/cocktail/mixed nuts, you’re also awakening his senses — very sexy indeed.
“So, what are you doing here?” When you meet at an event where you’re bound to know someone in common — whether it’s a wedding or just a backyard barbecue — you can use the old so-who-do-you-know game to pave the way to a real conversation.
“I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.” When all else fails, there’s nothing wrong with the direct approach. In fact, it’s Copeland’s favorite. “The drawback is that you’re more vulnerable to rejection,” he admits. But we’re strong, capable women, right? Next fish in the sea, please!
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It’s Your “Muv.”
New social network site call mymuv spotlights trends and lifestyle choices. You can see these posted by others, start your own, and vote in favor of or against anyone’s Muv. Not surprising this one caught my eye almost immediately:
I, of course, responded and invited her to scandalouswomen!
Hey! Somone buy me this shirt!
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