Sex on the first date

According to the latest issue of Cosmo, bachelors say that sex on the first date shows that a girl is skanky and that she isn’t relationship material.

Newsflash, boys: we think the same thing when you put out, too.

In any case, the hell with girls having to play innocent while guys high-five each other as they rack up their numbers. It’s called a double standard, and it’s way outdated. And the “so, what kind of music do you listen to” small talk and the “should I or should I not invite him upstairs” pause at the end of the night after the first date is unbearably uncomfortable, anyway. So screw first dates all together.

What about a “getting to know you” session out on the dance floor and then an “I can barely hear you but whatever” conversation at the bar over a rum and coke? And then we ’ll skip the “should I or should I not” and just go on upstairs. Hell, just take your shirt off right here on the dance floor.

Take that, hot bachelors of 2008.