Sex on the first date

According to the latest issue of Cosmo, bachelors say that sex on the first date shows that a girl is skanky and that she isn’t relationship material.

Newsflash, boys: we think the same thing when you put out, too.

In any case, the hell with girls having to play innocent while guys high-five each other as they rack up their numbers. It’s called a double standard, and it’s way outdated. And the “so, what kind of music do you listen to” small talk and the “should I or should I not invite him upstairs” pause at the end of the night after the first date is unbearably uncomfortable, anyway. So screw first dates all together.

What about a “getting to know you” session out on the dance floor and then an “I can barely hear you but whatever” conversation at the bar over a rum and coke? And then we ’ll skip the “should I or should I not” and just go on upstairs. Hell, just take your shirt off right here on the dance floor.

Take that, hot bachelors of 2008.

About the author: Little Black Dress

"Little Black Dress" recently completed her studies at a major Western American university where she was a journalism major by day and partier by night! Now based in New York, she has written for several print and online publications and updates her blog with tales of her "wild side." She believes women should have fun and be adventurous throughout their lives.

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Posted by Little Black Dress on April 19, 2009 · 1 Comment