Torture Like A Russian Spy With Nipple Clamps!

In her hit song "Erotic," Madonna claims "There's a certain satisfaction in a little bit of pain." The subtle, understated rhythm of that song echos in my mind everytime I have a new toy to play with - especially one with the potential to cause such discomfort in those the toy is used on. Your lovers will beg you not to use them, then beg you not to take them off. Why? Because unlike a lot of BDSM playthings, nipple clamps cause pain in two waves - the initial jolt when they bite down on the nipples, slowly restricting the the blood flow to the erect nipples, then a rush of intensity as the blood flows back into the nipple area once the clamps are removed. The Lavish Nipple Clamps from Babeland is the perfect toy for nipple play.

Interestingly, "nipple torture" has been an arrow in the quivers of kinky paramours for centuries. As early as 300 B.C. the Kama Sutra encouraged pinching, biting, and flogging erotic body parts as long as it was done with consent. It is also prominently featured in the fictional writings and alleged practices of the Marquis de Sade.

Russian spy Anya Chapman had a penchant for using whips and nipple clamps on her ex-husband. She got the information she needed!

In his book, The 120 Days of Sodom, there are many reference to it. More recently Alex Chapman, ex-husband of beautiful Russian spy Anya Chapman, had a penchant for using whips and nipple clamps on him. Maybe she shopped at Babeland?

Babeland's Lavish Nipple Clamps are both effective and also quite sexy looking. An adjustable ring slides up and down to alternately increase and decrease intensity. They're adorned with elegant beads and black rhinestones - giving the toy a fashionable look. In total, they're perfect for the stylish dominant chick or the exotic Russian spy hoping to extract sensitive information from her helpless captive. And the look of desperation your men get when you pull them from your bedside table drawer makes them a priceless necessity!

Of Whips, Fashion and Pop Divas

Last week my friend Tamara lamented what she termed the vanillification of BDSM. Her theory essentially states bondage and discipline is losing it's sting (pardon the pun) as it goes mainstream. Her indie music comparison is valid and her argument has merit but being the proponent of sex-positive feminism that I am my position is if women are exposed to alternative sexuality they'll have more options in the bedroom. So even if young women are introduced to S&M via popular culture and not through alternative culture, it's still all good. That brings me to a product I want to talk about - the rubber whip from Babeland.

I knew a fledgling fashion designer in college who loved adding dominatrix elements to her clothing designs. One hot little outfit she came up with came complete with a mini hot pink cock whip that attached to a black latex belt. I bring this up because this rubber whip reminds me of that one though a bit bigger. And like the one my college friend wanted women to wear with her clothing designs, this one is also hot pink and could easily pass as a fashion accessory. But it feels like a whip you could find in a bondage shop. It whistles through the air before landing on skin just like the ones experienced dominatrix's use. And it stings, leaving pink welts on bare asses just like the ones the big girls use. The difference is it looks cute instead of menacing.

So if pop divas like Britney Spears, Rhiana, and Christina Aguilara are young women's first exposure to female domination, that's fine with me. And Babeland's pink rubber whip is the perfect starter toy for the pop singer with dreams of stardom and the beginner dominatrix.

Greengasms: Solar-powered Vibe

When Transcendentalists like author Henry David Thoreau pioneered the American environmental movement its a safe bet they weren't thinking about "greengasms," climaxes from eco-friendly sex toys. But green considerations have prompted many to rethink the way they do things, including something as natural as cumming! Enter the  solar-powered bullet vibe! Put this one on your top ten list of things you'd like to have if you were stranded on a desert island. Is your lover the rugged outdoors type who likes to have fun in the woods? Too bad for for you! While he's out playing with his fishing poles you're left sweaty and horny thinking of other types of poles! Solar-powered bullet vibe to the rescue! Thinking of going green and doing your part for the environment? Ditch the batteries and hook yourself up to this!

Deceptively powerful, this two speed bullet vibe provides an hour of pulsating pleasure when fully charged and it's cell pack is about the size of an i-phone or MP3 player - a discreet look that makes it perfect for your next camping trip or lounging by the pool.

Charging the solar bullet is simple. Exposure to outdoor or indoor light for a few hours does the trick. A sliding control on the cell pack controls the orgasmic intensity and cleaning it is easy.

Packaged in a box printed to environmentally responsible Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) standards, the solar bullet is the perfect gift for your open-minded and environmentally-conscience friends or reduce your own carbon footprint and keep this one all to yourself! Click over to Babeland and grab yours.

Tenga – Bliss in a Bottle

Ladies, you've no doubt heard the old saying "this is so good they need to bottle it." Well, someone was listening because the ultimate hand-job now comes in a plastic bottle. Don't believe me?  Check out the Tenga, a toy for guys that simulates a well-lubed jerk-off (or a tight fuck). This double-ended treat has a "sweet" entry and a "bitter" tighter one and is designed to be held and slid up and down on his cock like he would using his hand. He can enjoy it solo or with a partner, which is how it was tested for this scandalous review.

Taking it out it's packaging, my husband eyed it suspiciously, not fully realizing what it was. But once he saw me adding the warming lubricant, he quickly understood what was about to happen. So over the next hour, as I watched Grey's Anatomy, I alternated the Tenga between the sweet and bitter ends, pumping it up and down on him as I might normally do with my hand, easing him towards orgasm before slowing the pace and walking him back from the edge. When he couldn't stand it any longer (and I must admit the suspense was getting to me, too), I allowed him to cross the threshold, marveling at how his ripped body convulsed, laughing aloud when he cried out.

When he finally uncurled from the the fetal position and removed the thumb from his mouth (ha ha), he had questions about the device that has just about knocked him into near unconsciousness.  "The Tenga," I explained, "are originally from Japan where they're called onacups and they're designed exclusively for a man's pleasure." Nah, I didn't actually say that. I just pulled that from wikipedia. But history lesson aside, I told him it was just a cool new toy I got him. They don't require batteries, most models are disposable, and there's none of that sticky goo shooting around that's known to stain sheets and my sexiest dresses!

Want one? Does he deserve bliss in a bottle? Swing by Babeland and grab one!

Natural Contours LIBERTÉ: Liberating

Sleek. Sophisticated. For women with sophisticated tastes. I was imaging how a TV or radio commercial would sound for Natural Contours' line of womens' personal products as I gently slid a demo model of their LIBERTÉ out of it's box and into mine. The Mercedes Benz of pleasure devices! Hmmm...  the lines would be delivered in a suave European accent, no doubt!

The first thing you notice about these vibrators is they're not really shaped like a penis.  They don't looks like rabbits.  The best description I can give is they resemble the sculptures found in furniture stores that deal in avant-garde designs. I'm certain one could be displayed on a hall table next to a porcelain vase and flower arrangement and your visiting mother be none the wiser, or perhaps even in a museum display of modern art, its purpose only revealed when someone turns it on.

Oh, yes, turning the LIBERTÉ on reveals a powerful three-speed vibration that is also surprisingly quiet so your roommate doesn't inquire about the power tools being used in your bedroom! It also offers an additional setting that can only be described as throbbing. It was designed in Europe along with famous adult actress Candida Royalle with the curves of our bodies in mind. It's ergonomically enhanced 8 inches massages the right areas, finding the G-spot with ease. But don't let the design fool you.  This is not a gentle toy. It packs a wallop I can only describe as brute bliss. You might even call it liberating.

Natural Contours had a famous visitor to their booth at the recent annual Natural Products Expo in Anaheim - Paula Abdul! And she left with one of their vibrators. But don’t ask which one she chose ‘cause we’re not telling!

Paula Abdul singing "Vibeology." Hmmm...
http://scandalouswomen.com/vids/Vibeology.FLV

Endorsed by everyone from Glamour and Mademoiselle Magazines to Board-Certified Sex Therapists, the Natural Contours LIBERTÉ is a classy step up from the average vibrator.

Jolie - A Discreet Traveling Companion

BONUS REVIEW!  The ladies at Natural Contours also sent us their waterproof wonder, the Jolie. It's just the right size to fit into your purse, making it the perfect and discreet travel companion. But don't let the size fool you. It gets the job done!

Natural contours massagers are discreetly packaged in an attractive box with instructions and batteries included, except where noted. They are made of high quality ABS plastic with a Japanese low noise Electro motor and a three speed slide switch. Produced under ISO standards.

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